kris/christy (but not chris christie. I'm not the governor of new jersey). 19. hella fucken queer. ze/hir/hirs pronouns are my favorite, but i'm comfortable with others as well.
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ipantalones:

oKAY OKAY IMAGINE A MUGGLE BORN STUDENT TAKING THEIR CONTACTS OUT IN THE DORM BATHROOM AND ALL THE PURE BLOODS BEING LIKE they go in your EYES? the little round thing goes in there ALL DAY????? BUT GLASSES? you just poke your eye with the slimy thing?? it stays??? nO GLASSES?? HOW WORK???AND THE HALF BLOODS AND MUGGLE BORNS BEING LIKE YEAH ITS LIKE GLASSES BUT NOT AND THE PUREBLOODS ARE JUST MINDBLOWN

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My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said ‘How am I going to be an octopus about this?’ and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident. By Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)